You can tumblr, backseat sex videosreturn a faulty alarm clock to the store, but what about a faulty rooster?
In hopes of getting her out-of-control pet rooster off her hands, Denell McCaul posted a lengthy rant to Facebook last week offering to give the rooster away to just about anyone willing to take it.
McCaul writes that the "inconsiderate jerk" crows every morning at 5:30 a.m. without fail. Really though, this picture says it all:
"He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he'll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows," she writes.
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McCaul's post lays it all out, in case you've been looking for a pet from hell.
I mean, he is freethough.
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