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What can you buy with $45? A lot, if you’re shopping at Costco. In addition to popular big-box items, such as bath tissue and bleach, Costco has you covered for all your holiday shopping needs. Offering same-day and two-day delivery, the popular warehouse club has a plethora of items online and in-store for even the most discerning recipient and to make your holiday planning as easy as pie.
This year, the holidays come early when signing up for a new one-year Costco Gold Star Membership. Use code MASH20 to get your membership. After signing up, you'll receive an email with a "$25 off $250" code for Online at Costco.com, as well as a $20 Shop Card in the mail. Auto renewal is required at time of sign up. Deal valid 10/29 - 11/11. See terms and conditions.
Click here to sign up, and check out some of our favorite holiday buys:
7.5' Pre-Lit Micro LED Artificial Christmas Tree
7.5' Pre-Lit Micro LED Artificial Christmas Tree Credit: POLYGROUP Chase away the winter doldrums with Christmas decorations that will light up your home and spirits. These easy-to-assemble LED artificial Christmas trees range in size from 6.5 to 15 feet and are equipped with a minimum of five lighting functions, as well as remote controls with dimmer function so you can set the holiday mood from the comfort of your couch.
Sid Wainer and Son Cheese of Northern Holland kit
Sid Wainer and Son Cheese of Northern Holland kit Credit: Sid Wainer and Son You know what makes a cold winter much more fun? Cheese. Lots of cheese. Sample some delicious cheeses from Northern Holland—who knew!—and wile away the wintry days with this cheese kit.
Dr. Seuss Beginner Books Bundle: The Big Orange Book, The Big Green Book & The Big Book of Berenstain Bears
Dr. Seuss Beginner Books Bundle: The Big Orange Book, The Big Green Book & The Big Book of Berenstain Bears Credit: RANDOM HOUSE This set of 12 Dr. Seuss and six Berenstain Bears books will help ease the stress for parents working from home. From progressing through an increasingly wacky Wednesday to body acceptance, ignite your rugrat’s desire to read and teach them about the world at the same time.
Kong Pet Toy Variety 4-pack
Kong Pet Toy Variety 4-pack Credit: KONG Your furry family member deserves to be showered with gifts, as well. This quartet of pet toys stretches and squeaks—and just like your pup—has multiple layers for a playful and enticing time.
Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones 700 with Charging Case
Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones 700 with Charging Case Credit: BOSE Don’t forget a gift for yourself. With everyone spending more time at home, it’s our prerogative to get some me time and block out our surroundings, which is where these noise cancelling headphones come in. Juiced up with 20-hour battery life and a charging case, the Bluetooth enabled headphones also boast a four microphone system for at-home meetings after the holidays.
*Valid only for nonmembers for their first year of membership. Limit one per household. Nontransferable and may not be combined with any other promotion. You must join in person with a Costco representative. New members will receive their Costco Shop Card by mail in 4 to 6 weeks. Costco Shop Cards are not redeemable for cash, except where required by law.
A Costco membership is $60 a year. An Executive Membership is an additional $60 upgrade fee a year. Each membership includes one free Household Card. May be subject to sales tax. Costco accepts all Visa® cards, as well as cash, checks, debit/ATM cards, EBT and Costco Shop Cards. Departments and product selection may vary.
See tiny.cc/CostcoHoliday for complete terms and conditions. Valid for new memberships only. Auto-renewal required. Limit one promotion per household.
Opens in a new window Credit: Mashable Staff Exclusive! One-Year Costco Gold Star Membership with a $20 Costco Shop Card and $25 Off $250 Online at Costco.com