Iconic American alt-rock band Smash Mouth,teen lesbian orgasm sex video has somehow maintained internet popularity since their 1999 hit, "All-Star." They can probably thank Shrekor, like, every meme.
Smash Mouth leads a pretty normal internet life on social media, making slightly-odd graphics to celebrate various holidays and promoting their upcoming appearances.
Oh yeah, they're also passionate champions of cunnilingus.
SEE ALSO: Smash Mouth totally nailed International Women's Day with this very mediocre artSnapchat superstar, and meme in his own right, DJ Khaled announced Friday morning on The Breakfast Club radio show that he does not go down on his wife. However, he expects her to go down on him, since he says is the, ahem, "the king."
He passionately argued that he praises his "queen" with the house she lives in and the clothes she's getting. You know, basic necessities.
"So you're saying you don't go down?" asked host, Angela Yee.
"Nah. Never," said Khaled. "I don't do that."
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Now if learning that Mrs. DJ Khaled (Nicole Tuck, for the record) never gets the Australian kiss from her husband annoyed you, you're not alone. Smash Mouth, defenders of oral sex for those with vaginas, found Khaled's attitude despicable.
The Smash Mouth Twitter account retweeted The Root article about the incident, which quoted Khaled claiming he was a "king," and added "A King who doesn't is no King at all."
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Damn, Smash Mouth. Lay down the truth.
Lest you think that this is uncharacteristic of Smash Mouth, you should know that the band has been encouraging dudes to go down on ladies since 2017, as seen in this exchange.
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If you think about it, this makes complete and total sense given the band's name: smash, which is one of the many euphemisms for sex, and mouth, which is -- you can figure that out.
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Perhaps this was their long con. Climb the charts in the early 2000s, fade into a comfortable quasi-fame, enjoy internet meme stardom, and then, using this reputation, spread the awesomeness that is cunnilingus.
Men out there, listen to Smash Mouth, and treat your lady to a little oral lovin' tonight.
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